You know you eat too much Jimmy Johns when your farts smell like mayo. Break time!

I'm sitting in my room watching Lost, and I have my mirror facing me and I keep talking to myself about each episode... I need friends haha... ha...

I like to wear a pirate hat and masterbate looking out my window, hoping that some unfortunate passerby will lock eyes with me.

I don't understand why people don't take unprotected sex more seriously. I didn't. Until I got pregnant. I had an abortion and it was literally the worst thing of my life. I regret it more than anything and can't even tell my friends about it because they think it's a joke that I'd ever want a child. I think about it everyday. And it's killing me.

I want to start a minecraft we server (vanilla) and I would like to know what people like. I'm not super good at the techy stuff but I'm gonna put some serious effort into it so any help would be awesome. I miss my HS friends and want a way to play with them so please no rude-ness. Oh and this is written by a girl so don't comment "fag" because the language is girly.

So I have this fear, that when I have sex for the first time, I will get pregnant. I know it's irrational but I just live with it. This is why I'm still a virgin.

My roommate is threatening to shove me inside her womb
plz send halp

i don't ever show up to the final review sessions. i just show up on exam day & hope for the best. & it usually works out for me.