My roommates mom has been living with us all week, I think she is staying through finals. What. The. Fuck.

You can't spell "depressed" without "desperate". At least not phonetically. Remember that when you start conflating the anxiety of finals with the sense of ultimate doom.

Between feminist not being about equality, #black lives matter not being #all lives matter, and there only being lgbt awareness/pride/festivals, I'm starting to feel very oppressed being a straight white man.
AND BEFORE YOU CALL ME DISCRIMINATORY:
Women get special scholarships for being women.
Minorities get special scholarships for being minorities.
You can get scholarships for being gay or trans.
You can get scholarships for being,:
Tall
Short
Child of alumnus
Pregnant
Being in or related to someone in the army

But not an average white dude. The fact that physicality had any effect on who gets assistance with college is bs.

To the person who posted about the drive-by suspect with lisence-plate saddlebags: I have a neighbor with a bike just like that... I want to help, but first: Do you have any more details??

A haiku about finals:

No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck.

I just want someone to fuck and watch movies and tv shows with.

I'm supposed to be writing my capstone paper but all I can think about is how am I going to plan this weekend.

To the brunette public health girl who rode the bus to the bookstore last night; we talked a little and I should've got your number. You're incredibly cute.