I want someone to invite me on a date…is that to much to ask for ???? (I am a girl by the way)

I think I am cursed. Everyone that I meet either falls into a deep depression or one of their family members dies a mysterious, unexplained, painful death. Help me get rid of this! I don't want to harm any more people!

I have no idea what to do about my trophy bottles since we can be written up for them during inspection after we leave for break!

Over the summer I finally accepted that I will never be the girl everyone wants me to be. With that, I have now started collecting dead bugs and writing Hunger Games fan fiction #noregrets

A sure fire way to always know when it's time to shave those pesky pubes. First put your dick in the snow. This will shrink your dick. Now look at your small dick and if any pubes are visible, shave those mother fuckers.

I recently tried joining a political discussion that a couple of guys were having. I didn't even get a chance to say anything before I was shrugged off for being a young woman. The first coming out of their mouth was that I probably "like Miley Cyrus" then soon after they told me I should make sure to take some Midol. They also described me as uneducated multiple times, then someone mentioned I was a guitar and they all laughed exclaiming that explained everything. It was shocking, not surprising, and they probably would have squashed the validity of anyone with a different opinion. It seems so ironic that they pull that shit and think they are educated and superior at the same time

Alright, I confess. If you wear leggings with mid-calf to knee high boots, an over sized shirt or sweater, and a flimsy scarve, I automatically assume you're unoriginal, impractical, and have no personal sense of fashion. Seriously, don't you girls feel weird dressing the same exact way? I'd feel like such a clone...

Cowboy? City goer? Who gives a fuck. We are all Lumberjacks and a bit more accepting then to judge someone on the basis of clothing and style. Grow up.