My confession is a pretty sad one. I never kissed my girlfriend even on prom night and we went out for half a year. I have that guilt on me till this day and I feel like I ruined her first relationship.

Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.

I confess that I have never had a New Years kiss...I really want one, but I'm too shy too tell anyone, especially knowing it'd be awkward for my friends to hear that

she thinks she's "classy," but I doubt she knows what it means! she's an example of what is NOT classy

I laugh every time I hear a girl complain that "back in the day" curvy women were considered beautiful and that girls today are sticks. Women today are heavier than ever before! Stop justifying your fat self by talking about how curvy Marilyn Monroe was. Read up! She was tiny! Women only looked curvy because they had tiny waists, as is they weren't fat! Most women today could not fit in the clothes their grandmothers wore.

We didn't date long, but you had a huge impact on my life. I wish we still talked.

Even if you fucked things up with a girl, you should still try and fix things. She probably wants to as much as you.

Anytime I hear someone launch into a "grades/test scores aren't an indication of intelligence" speech, I automatically assume you are dumb. Like it or not, the world will judge you based on this. Suck it up.