It's either going to be a shitty Christmas or a wonderful one.

My family really needs a Christmas Miracle

I'm getting in the habit of using nautical puns in my ebberyday speech.

I'm an agnostic that is hopelessly in love with this girl that is the stereotypical Christian: No sex before marriage, must date with intention to marry, etc. I'm of the personal belief that a person has to have some sexual history before they marry, so they know what they like, and she's dead set on the idea that the person you marry has to be your first.

My confession. I got home Wednesday and everything was fine until my mom ended up in the hospital and had to have a $75000 surgery today and we have no insurance. My family is not going to be able to have a Christmas and I have been forced to create a fundraising page to try and help pay for rent next month. We have already had such a rough year. I really wish I could do more for my parents. I need a Christmas miracle.

This guy at NAU has sex with my girlfriend when he's back on break. I know it goes on and it's okay at this point because I have fuck his sister all the time when he's away. I mean we're probably gonna hook up in the next hour. Oh well.

Everyone is back home including my girlfriend and it's our one year and I'd do anything to see her righnow but instead I'm watching the Office and eating cookies. I'm just really bored. What do I do?

Some girl randomly grabbed my junk and smiled then told her friend to do it and then asked for a threesome crazy girls! I want a real woman who can handle this!