Passing my classes this semester has become such a hopeless effort that I've decided to undergo my contingency plan and live homeless off the grid. Good luck with finals everyone else!

I give more of my energy, resources, and attention to homeless/stray animals, than I do actual humans. No ragrets

So I just found out that one of my friends is moving to Utah for an internship and she still has my Xbox. I will never see that Xbox again

I'm still trying to fuck around with my friend's rad mom, and she's the one that wanted it.

Shit's worth it.

when I was downtown one time I had the feeling that I had to shit, but by that time it was too late. I didnt want to go home for the night was still young. So I stopped by the greenroom knowing that the smell of my shit would fit right in with the dirty, no shower taking folks that go to that bar.

I somehow got lice. But I got my revenge. I gave as many hugs to as many people I could, making sure my head rubbed against theirs. If I have to have lice, then everyone else will suffer with lice too!

After an entire year of you group of people coming back to your apartment at 2AM screaming your heads off and waking up the entire area, you all and your driver finally got busted on the last party night of the year for underage drinking and DUI. I'm just laughing my ass off as I watch you try and kiss ass to not get arrested.

So... my boyfriend frequently gets the hiccups. What started off as me being " Oh thats cute" when he hiccuped, has transformed into me wanting to take him to pound town every time he hiccups .Weird lol.