my ex just texted me asking if I wanted to hook up and have sex when we get back...only problem is she has a new boyfriend..decisions...decisions...decisions. what should I do hahaha?

My best friend decided it was appropriate to end our friendship by deleting me off of Facebook on Christmas Eve without saying anything and then leaving a vibrator and card reading, "now you and your boyfriend can go fuck yourselves," wrapped in wrapping paper on my porch. Glad to see some boys still act like this when they don't get what they want.

When I was younger I used to sneak into my parents closet and fuck my moms slippers because they were so soft. I was never caught.

So I read somewhere that guys get turned off by girls that play hard to get and want to be chased. So are we not worth the chase if you really like us? Guys thoughts?

I like to wipe my ass with both hands.

I think I have met the one. But it is too early in the game for me to know for sure.

I was with this great guy at the beginning of the year and I totally ruined it. There's not a day that goes by that I don't wish I could explain myself but it's too late now. It still sucks so bad I wish I could rewind and fix it so maybe something could have happened but now I'll never know

The guy who works downtown at the little marketplace on birch and sanfran with the thick glasses is gorgeous. I love his glasses and his voice. I think if he was punk rock, I'd hit on him.I know my limits. I try to never make myself obvious...


sincerely,
-Coconut Water Addict.