To recent graduates getting engaged, you're going through a midlife crisis. There's no rush to get divorced at an early age.

I want to fuck at the W.A. Franke College of Business. It would be a thrill.

Part of me wants to wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super sexy and break boys' hearts. But then I also want to wear sundresses and be sweet and cute and shy and giggly. But a different part of me wants to be beautiful and smart and mysterious. And another part of me just wants to sit in bed and watch Netflix while I eat pizza.

Break up with your dick boyfriend. I will show you how one is supposed to be treated.

-Dude w/ anxiety

All I want is a girl who wakes up early and goes to breakfast with me every other day, that is the best start to a perfect day.

Seriously though. I'm a girl and masturbate by crossing my legs. It's the only way I stay thin. It's really annoying, though. I'm not sure if I'm becoming sluttier, or just more addicted to that rush that I am addicted at this point.

I love seeing people from high school get fat, and ugly, and drop out of school.

I fucked up last semester. Academic suspension for a semester while I attend Coconino...