This girl I've been dating believes in abstinence until marriage. I don't mind this, but how am I gonna get off if we're not gonna have sex? O.o

I have the worst roommate ever. I hate you.

I've been dating my sister for a while. But no one can tell we're siblings because we don't even look a like. So... I'm wondering if I should take it to the next level, what do you think?

I'm just going to vent about a situation which I already know how to deal with really quickly. Probably the greatest woman I've ever met left me because she needed time on her own, and didn't want to get involved with another person despite really liking me. She told me not to even talk to her. She's all I think about and there is literally nothing I can do about the situation, it's hers to deal with. Too be honest I'm thinking about bringing her flowers, professing my love to her, and telling her I'll wait for however long it will take. I just don't know if I should, seeing as she told me to give her space. Things ended on Christmas and we haven't spoken in 2 weeks. I'm thinking a few weeks Into the semester would be most appropriate, but I'd like some advice.

I went from wanting to go to med school to being on academic probation. I'm a long way from home and I lost all of my friends I made at NAU. I can't believe how quickly everything has gone to shit and I can only hope I can resurrect myself this semester or else I don't know what I'm going to do.

Well, I officially graduated from NAU. I'm also now homeless, jobless, car-less, and friendless. All I own is a broken guitar and this shitty ten year old laptop i'm currently typing on. I am officially a fucking loser.

It embarrasses me when NAU students use incorrect grammar. It's like saying "Yeah, I go to a school where professional communication isn't important."

You haven't loved me for a long time, and I thought I was over it. I just focused on all the terrible things you did and was proud of myself for breaking up with somebody who treated me the way you did. Truth is, when I got your text today, I realized how much I still love and care for you. I guess only time will heal my broken heart.