this is going to sound utterly crazy, but hear us out. My roommates and I came back from break, and noticed a few things out of place in our room. We didn't think much of it, assuming it was our RA who had moved our rug and other belongings to the top of a bed. BUT later today, we discovered a piss like odor coming from our personal microwave after using it for the first time this semester. we looked inside and lifted up the microwave plate to discover a crusted yellow substance coating the bottom of the microwave. THE ENTIRE THING REEKS OF PISS, and the ONLY thing my roommates and I use the microwave for is to heat water and oatmeal. THATS IT. it gets even weirder, the yellow substance is ONLY on the bottom of the microwave, not the glass plate, so we know that it wasn't anything that spilled over while being microwaved, or else it would have been on the plate as well. we came to the conclusion that over break someone put piss in our microwave. we dont know WHO and we dont know HOW nor WHY. has this happened to anyone else?! were pretty damn paranoid over here!

I'm happy to be back in Flagstaff if for no other reason than to see wickedly attractive men on my way to classes. I mean damn.

Anyone else going to get their ass kicked by classes this semester? Just me?

I feel like if someone walked up and asked if they could kiss me, I would say yes.

I judge people on their taste in movies.

To the girl in starbucks who told me I should try getting my chocolate chip cookie heated up, thank you. You were also very beautiful.

I've heard a lot of the whole "I used to be into tats and cigarettes and now I want the girl/boy next door" thing over the past several years of college. It's called growing up, and I don't know why no one understands this. You're not a teenage rebel anymore. You want someone who looks healthy and genuine, and has goals in life. It's a good thing!

Great job, breaking up over FACEBOOK instead of in an adult conversation, you're a f**king coward.