For the first 4 years after I started having sex, I liked to have fun. ;) I was regularly tested and never caught a thing, contrary to what some of you judgmental pricks like to say about women who enjoy an eventful sex life. 35 partners later and I decided to finally get a boyfriend and live in monogamy for once. 6 months into the relationship and I found out he's given me HPV. Which of course he didn't know he had. Tragic. :')

So, I had sex for like one of the first few times (was the one who posted about the bf who partially pulled out). I really like my bf, and after that he said I didn't have to do that again if I didn't want to. And then the next time we got together (kinda long-distance) he brought condoms. I wasn't ready though and I feel bad. I was still sore from a few days back and I'm scared of him stretching down there and it doesn't feel as good as foreplay. Halp? I really like him.

Whoever keeps smoking weed by the South side of Allen Hall, I can smell it every day in my room. Pass the j bro. <3

My roommate keeps eating my food (I have told them not to on multiple occasions). Tomorrow I am going to the store to buy laxative mixtures in bulk. You are going to shit fiery liquid for days and days and days, fucker.

So, I don't know what it is but I just can't seem to attract any women. I don't think I'm bad looking and I'm pretty fit. Idk what you women want please enlighten me.

Sometimes it seems like every attractive, mentally-stable girl out there has a boyfriend

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Can I put my penis in you?

moral of the story…if youre being shunned as a bigot and a homophobe and need to show the country how modernized and open-minded you are, get an asian. #duckdynasty