does anyone else spend too much time on netflix?

I am so fucking SICK of other girls disrespecting other girls. I'm sick of guys degrading girls and hating on other guys. Have some respect

I stole a cookie from my roommates cookie jar.

I wish I lived in a perfect universe where I could be as needy as I wanted with my boyfriend. Or any future S.O. I feel bad for even being a little bit now.

Being told that you can make a lot of money as a stripper, but realizing you are far to awkward to be seductive.

Some mother fucking moron helped themselves to property that did not belong to them in my truck! This may sound like an empty threat but rest assured If I catch them before the POPO do; They will never be able to steal again or do anything else as far as I am concerned

I've never talked to a girl. Ever.

Anyone else think the Skydome looks like a UFO?