Thursday, 14 May 2015 11:06 PM
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When I had sex for the first time, I thought it would be a great idea to pull out blow a load on her face like in the movies; to my surprise, that did not work out in my favor.
Wednesday, 13 May 2015 07:51 PM
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Free Will Brown!
Tuesday, 12 May 2015 05:14 PM
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That moment when a pic of one of your friends appears on the "people of walmart's" Facebook page...
Friday, 08 May 2015 10:25 AM
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I listen to and appreciate country music, but I grew up in the suburbs. I'd like to apologize to anyone who this deeply offends.
Friday, 08 May 2015 06:09 AM
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I've been a vegetarian for five years but I don't tell people anymore because it seems like they automatically like me less.
Thursday, 07 May 2015 10:44 PM
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#HACKED
Thursday, 07 May 2015 10:22 PM
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Nau sucks ass.
Thursday, 07 May 2015 05:53 PM
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I called a Mexican a sp**k to his face the other night and him and his "homies" didn't do shit but cower, then I tried to fuck his girl but she would only make out with me when he wasn't looking. Dominance at its finest ladies and gentlemen.