Jerrod Maddio... if i go any further it'll get explicit... just saying ..you fucking wonderful looking

You shine brighter than Ramandu's daughter. You cannot be anything other than a star yourself. You have an uncommon bearing that no other women has; you are elegant without being unapproachable and have an easy, honest smile. Your eyes reflect your kindness and I can't help but fall speechless every time you pass. You are a siren. A goddess. An angel. I cannot express how in awe I am of you.

To the guy in psych 101 at 2:10, your fine as hell and I want to know your name and number!
-the girl who try's to sit next to u everyday but gets to scared and sits 4 seats down! Lol

I hate my body

Pretty sure the person bitching about whether it is a truck or a pick-up drives a Prius because if they drove a truck or "pickup" they could look on their registration and see that it says Truck not Pickup.

Last night I ran over my 7th duck of the semester while driving past the duck pond, I am getting better and better each time! I figured out its all about the timing and how fast the duck is moving and using the front left tire as my weapon of choice seems to be the most accurate.

If there isn't a paper towel dispenser in a bathroom I do not wash my hands after I go.

To those people who decide to take up the entire sidewalk and don't do anything when I or another long-boarder yells "on your left" i fucking swear i will hit you in the face the next time you force me to ditch into the mud rather the run into you, you inconsiderate asshole.