spenny you are crazy and maybe even insane but youre really cute

Just because you have a new significant other doesn't mean you can ditch your friends. Don't expect sympathy when you two break up, especially if you haven't talked to us in months.

I need help! Will any of you be my fitness/health buddies?

Mike in my Ethics of Good and Evil Class, I would love to sit on your face. That is all

I like wearing dresses. It's like you're walking around partially naked, but you're actually fully clothed. You want to know why else I like wearing dresses? Well you're still reading this, so I'm guessing you do. Maybe you stopped reading by now, I don't know. Of course if you stopped reading by now you wouldn't be reading this now comment about not reading, but you clearly are reading, so carry on. Anyway I like wearing dresses because I feel partially naked, which is second best to being naked, I already told you that, why did you think I would say something else? I hope you thought I wouldn't say something else because I haven't said a word this whole time, I've just been typing quietly so therefore I have no actually said "something else". You want to know why I hate wearing dresses? I actually don't care if want to know because I'm going to write this anyway regardless of if anyone cares. I hate wearing dresses because I get noticed. I can clearly see people staring at me and I don't know if it's because I look good or I look goofy or because they think I'm trying too hard. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm not trying too hard. I like dresses because when you decide to wear a dress your outfit is complete. Heck you don't even have to wear underwear if you don't want to. I don't always wear any under a dress. No one knows, and it's less clothes that you have to deal with putting on and taking off later. So no, I'm not trying to be girly and cute, I'm just lazy as shit and I don't want to deal with the whole ordeal of picking out an outfit in the morning. I'll just throw on a dress and call it good.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy! But here's a condom, so fuck me maybe?

So this guy in North 2ns floor and I think his name starts with a D....I want to make all your dreams come true and fuck you all day! You are so sexy and everytime I see you I get soaking wet! I wish you weren't so shy!

I don't always take coffee mugs to class, but when I do, they're filled with beer or hard liquor.