What happened to that Brittney Parker girl from my math class? She was FINE!

80's Pop is swag.

A question for all you nice college guys, would you date a girl with a kid?? or two??

What am I an oddity? I ought to be
We the two to take it to another level
I'm in another lane, on some other plane
People say I probably parlay with the Devil
Parlay with myself, makes a lot of sense
Make some motherfucker gotta hop the fence
I show up in all black, at the party bloody hands like I just forgot to rinse
Magnetism I attract the opposites
Back in the day I used to want to chop a bitch
Now I'm keeping it clean the crib's pristine
Like I hired George Papadopoulos
Lock your lips, y'all been in a coma on us honestly
I know the weather better pack a number-brella fella y'all are hella cray
Look up, the snake and bat are travelin' that-away, have a good day

Today I saw a limping duck on my way to class and thought about all of you sick fucks who torture the poor animals.....screw you

I really, really hate people who are Liberal. I really, really hate people who are Conservative. I'm a Libertarian - I don't give a fuck what you want to do, just leave me the fuck alone!

I powerwalk to building doors when there are people walking near me so I don't have to awkwardly hold the door for them.

I want to yell at girls when they complain about their period. I realize some of you can't take birth control, and to you I offer my most sincere apologizes. Everyone else, no excuses, you can skip your period! Just keep taking those magic little white pills, and voila. No period, no cramps. It is safe, and you can ask your doctor about it :) Food for thought.