i was walking home one day and i saw a dollar bill on the street and it was covered in poopy doodoo, warm and brown

If you had to chose, would you go for hippy girls or cowgirls?

MSU ladies, keep rockin' the sundresses and boots

Not a fan of all these creepy apps! As if Facebook wasn't enough for creepers, now there is snap chat, circles, plent of fish! I'm sure my boyfriend will enjoy 2sec boob pictures from the girls he lies to about not having a girlfriend. Oh and screen shot exists also awesome.
I should just be single if I'm that worried about it!

So I was honest with this girl. Told her I liked her and wanted a shot with her. She told me she would rather just be friends and that I wouldn't want her cause she's a hot mess. Even bough she talks about how she hates bing alone. I'm a nice guy that could make her feel happy and show her a good time. So what the hell is the issue here?

Sometimes I just wish I could meet a kind, good looking girl with a geology focus who wouldn't mind my addiction for rocks...or my increased hysteria when I find a new crystal. Instead, I'm just surrounded by future accountants who only see $$$. Apparently, I'm in the wrong gold-digging field.

I am falling for my best friends girl

any takers to give me head somewhere on campus...like the library? lol