I'm embarrassed to be attending a college where people don't know and use the terms: your, you're, you are and their, there, and there in the correct forms. I'm no grammar Nazi, but it's hard to decipher what you're attempting to say in your grammatically incoherent diatribes.

Ryan A is fineee

Where are all the tall guys?! This 6'0 girl is disappointed...

Am I the only person who doesn't pull out their phone on the elevator because I don't think it's awkward?

There is a guy that keeps making continuous and direct eye contact with me in the SUB over the last couple of weeks and I think he is really cute, I don't want to be the one to initiate a conversation (he is super cute though!).

I'm a big ging who craves some rock hard peen.

saw kids wearing their crunchy flat brims with their hat pins and had no clue that this was a BIG thing these days......but once I saw that elephant pin on a kids hat in science class i was convinced that i should join the kids i once made fun of and get me some hat gear.

To the kid playing guitar at the freshman apartments, being musically talented is a turn on. You should play me a song sometime :)