John Deere Green

A squirrel today ate my Doritos locos cool ranch taco and i climbed that tree and got back what was once mine.....VICTORY!!!

i just broke up with you two and a half weeks ago life kind of really fucking sucks right about now.. im kind of really sad if it wasn't apparent would like to hear your voice again but anyways theres probably no way you could get see this anyway.. (love fucking hurts)(Thinking about you)

Ryan Eret... you're in my physics 205 class and i want you to give me a golden shower

Okay I'm going to try to start something.
You might be a Griz if...
it wasn't consensual

I don't honestly know if I can date a guy who doesn't think a frog is an animal. If it is not an animal what is it????? I mean seriously!!!!

I am a total whore

I grow my pubes out so that I can pluck out individual hairs to make zebra stripe patterns.