Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:21 PM
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I'm not a nice guy. I'll do my best to treat you right but I don't give that much of a fuck. I'm just tryin to get my dick sucked.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:18 PM
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If I could make a livin' outa lovin' chew, I'd be chewin' what I love and lovin' what I chew, if I could make a livin' outa lovin' chew.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:15 PM
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To the cute brunette I used to see at Spire all the time- I'm pretty sure your taken since your always with a guy but between the way you climb and the way you laugh you always had me looking;) You should come back. Gotta say I miss the view
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:07 PM
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There is nothing more intimidating to me as a man than finding out a girl can handle her Skoal better than me, or that she even uses Skoal. I think that's the sign of a true redneck girl, when she can take a bigger dip than most men, and not always in her bottom lip!
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:06 PM
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Michael Liebmann sure is steamin'!
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:04 PM
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Whenever I find out someone supports PETA, or the HSUS I immediately offer them half of my ham sandwich, because really, how can you still support animal rights after you eat a delicious ham sandwich?
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:03 PM
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Looking for a cute redhead gal to take out on a date this Friday and takers??
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:02 PM
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Confession: I touch myself in ways that if someone else did it to me they would be arrested. Aren't we all sick, twisted critters?