I need to find a girl who is always down to go camping no matter what the weather is. Thats real camping and a real woman

Why isn't -gasmic a more commonly used suffix? It has the potential to revolutionize and sexify our vocabulary! The next time you try to drunkenly text your booty call who never responds, try being whoregasmic!

Going to Dillon for coltbreaking. Sorry i dont want a child instructing me.

Are there any cute boys out there that like to hunt, fish, and play sports?? And like a girl that does the same thing?

Sometimes I think I'm not as smart and cool as they say, that everyone just tells me I am because of my hooters

The one thing I learned from school is that procrastination can be your best friend.

I love taking a lot of protein shakes so I can dust crop everybody as I walk across campus.

This could not be anymore perfect.
"In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were scared to have and the decisions we waited too long to make. There comes a time in your life when you realise who matters, who doesn't, who never did and who always will. So don't worry about the people from your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future." - Unknown