To the bitchy girls laughing and making fun of people from the second floor of the library today, grow up. Looks only last for so long girls.

I'm not going to add you.. but keep trying!

Is it still Porn if it's classical art? I find myself really turned on by "Girl Reclining" by Louise O'Murphy, but since it's tasteful classical art it's cool, right?

Dillon Beeler has got to be the most sexiest guy from G-dive! I wish I was back in that town so I could be near him again.. Ugh, Dillon, if you read this I wanna fuck your brains out! Mmm, <3 xoxo

I wore my lucky underwear the day you broke it off with me. They aren't lucky anymore. Thanks asshole.

To all you people whining about how the opposite sex (or perhaps the same sex) just doesn't get how awesome of a catch you are maybe you should just plan on dating yourself for life, because really no one is going to figure out just how much of a diamond in the rough you truly are with that awesome, non-cynical attitude. Or maybe you should just get your fat ass into the gym and eat a salad every once in a while. Otherwise don't plan on passing on your genetic material to the next generation, well unless you attend lots of drunken orgies. The point is that alcohol pretty much insures that everyone who is fat, hideous, too tall, too thin, or in general a curse on the human species has a chance to find a life partner during college and pass on their DNA, no matter how undeserving they truly are.

When the desk clerks know you and are nice enough to let you go without checking your ID :)

I wish wearing high heels around campus were more practical.