I honestly don't understand rivalries except during sporting events. Other than that it really seems like 98% of people don't give two shits. Fuck the Griz.... or whatever.

Clay Compton...I'd just his bones...multiple times.

Taylor p. dayum baby! ;) holla.. anybody ja'fill?

To all you people whining about how the opposite sex (or perhaps the same sex) just doesn't get how awesome of a catch you are maybe you should just plan on dating yourself for life, because really no one is going to figure out just how much of a diamond in the rough you truly are with that awesome, non-cynical attitude. Or maybe you should just get your fat ass into the gym and eat a salad every once in a while. Otherwise don't plan on passing on your genetic material to the next generation, well unless you attend lots of drunken orgies. The point is that alcohol pretty much insures that everyone who is fat, hideous, too tall, too thin, or in general a curse on the human species has a chance to find a life partner during college and pass on their DNA, no matter how undeserving they truly are.

One of my greatest pet peeves, is when someone is texting you, but they ALWAYS have to end the conversation... Somehow the manage to find a way to reply to ":)" after you have said goodnight. Twice!!! Seriously, do you want to seem crazy clingy, and insanely needy??? Also you woke me up with your god damned, dumb ass reply! Twice! The fuck???

Part of me wants to feel ashamed for anonymously posting the stuff that I really should be man enough to say non-anonymously, but then the other part of me thinks of all the shit Id get for saying that stuff, and so the posting continues....

you never REALLY get to know someone until you live with them.

So there I am, derpin along like I usually do, and a hot girl catches my eye and I think to get her # but then the more sensible side of me says 'Thats creepy bro. Dont be that guy'. I know Im never gonna see this girl again in a million years so I gotta figure out something to do so i dont wind up bypassing a bunch of cute, potential friends (not lookin for a fuckbuddy. just a friend.) Is there a way to go about getting her # thats not creepy and doesnt make it seem like im trying to hook up?