CHEECHSOPRETTY

I am 21 years old and I still sleep with a teddy bear.

Sometimes when I'm drunk I want cheese more than sex. Actually make that usually

On my way to an exam yesterday I passed by two girls talking.
The only part I caught was when one said, "I'm just trying to bone."
Gotta love those moments when you only hear part of a conversation.

I just found that Extreme Couponing show by TLC on Netflix and watched a whole season. I'm a bit embarressed to admit that, but hey I feel so inspired now

The friend zone fucking sucks. It hurts, being around you., because I like you. This is stupid. I can't wait to leave.

You just better start sniffin' your own
rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and
the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

So today at around 5 or 5:30 I went over to the north hedges with a couple of buddies. As they proceeded to talk to the old lady behind the front desk I looked past that and saw a beautiful almost red head or a very light brown haired girl. Lets just say I was the farthest to the right of my buddies. All I have to say to you is that You miss where one beautiful creation.