If I stop my car for you to cross (especially when you're too lazy to find a crosswalk) I better see some knees to chest hustle from you.

Class of 2017 student here----- is it true that people have to wear head lamps walking home from the bars because of bears?!

I need advice on how to just ask a girl for her number. I don't know I it's a fear of rejection or if I am just a bitch but I can't bring myself to do it.

MSUC is for when I'm feeling depressed and don't want to drive to Walmart to make myself feel better.

I have to just have to get this off my chest. The other night my buddies and I were down town. One of my friends got a little to wasted and he started pole dancing on one of the light posts. Shortly after this we were pulled over. The cop got out of his car and then he pulled my friend aside and talked to him. After 5 long minutes the cop let my friend go and he proceeded to get back in his car and left. We asked my friend what had happened. My friend turned to us and said "That told me that I just lost game."

Sorry I just had to get it off my chest that I lost the game and so did you. Have a wonderful day everyone! :)

Shoutout to all the babes who drive Tacomas on campus...that's that shit we do like

dear person on campus that i eye banged we should totally mate i mean date

I witnessed a rabid squirrel try to attack my friends. Don't know which is funnier, the fact that a tiny squirrel charged my friends like he was straight outta Braveheart, or that grown ass men ran screaming like little girls from a rodent.