"The bicycle is a legal vehicle in Montana, which means cyclists have the same rights and responsibilities as motorists." --- follow the damn rules.. I'm tired of almost hitting someone on a bike because they come flying through an intersection... You have no idea how bad I want to hit you.

Eric I think that's ur name.. Atken? Ur in my Seminar class. And boy. I just wanted to say. I think you are so fine!!! U have one of the nicest Butts I have ever laid eyes on! Do u work out?! Single? Cuz I want you to sit on my face with this sweet thang! I hope you notice me in class next time ;)
K bye

What's the plural for penis?
Is it penii?
Kinda like cacti but not?

when i masturbate i have to stand nude in front of a mirror and tell myself how worthless i am which makes me cry. i also have a secret fantasy of having sex with 2 midgets in a white chocolate fountain. how wierd is that?

I try to get hit by cute girls cars all the time just so they have to give me their number and insurance info. this has yet to work out for me. but its still kinda fun honestly.

I saw a guy not older than 24 get ice cream with a baby boy on his chest and 2 young girls in tow. after words he very caringly strapped them all into a little red 2door convertible, and proceeded play a kids tape as he pulled out of the parking lot with the top down. he was singing old disney sing alongs with the kids. he was in his early 20's and is great with kids that makes no sense in our society. where did you go? and where they your kids? judging by the dark haired boy, the ginger girl, and the blond girl, i'm guessing maybe the boy, but even that looked like a stretch. still are you single? or were you a figment of my imagination? short guy in red convertible. was wearing an expressions of darth vader t-shirt. WHO ARE YOU!

GUY WHO RIDES A UNICYCLE!!! Listen up! You're epic. Nuff said.

I have been seeing a lot of commenting and liking on posts by Shane berry and he commented on my post about being terminally ill, and I would like for you to know that you are highly attractive and I'm pretty fond of your ability to cheer even strangers up. You're hot. Keep it up.