Momma says there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by thier shoes...

I have a huge crush on the guy that works in the smoothie place on campus...... hot damn he is a cutie!

One crisp Montana evening I found my self drunk and walking through a parking lot. I crossed my ex girlfriends car and saw that all the widows were covered in snow. I immediately started writing bitch on every window but my friend pointed out that I had actually written bich.. I then wiped off every window because I didnt want her to think I was dumb.. Well the dumb drunk guy just cleaned the windows off for his ex girlfriend. You're welcome bitch.

I cannot fathom why there is so much hate and aggression against sororities and fraternities on campus. If someone could please explain why random strangers are attacking people they do not even know, that would be greatly appreciated.
In the past week my sorority has raised over $300 for cancer research, and for Children's Miracle network, done community service, and hiked/biked/other mundane things. I attended two parties, neither of which I got wasted, had sex, or made out with anyone.
If anyone is genuinely curious about what Greek life is about, comment and I will PM you inviting you over to the house for lunch, a house tour, or answer any questions you could might have.
This is long, but I want to remember people that I consider the women in my sorority as biological sisters, and the other women of Panhel as family. Any negative comments both hurt and piss me off. Alright thanks! And I’m serious about the invitation.

Okay Sooo I've noticed this and am about to point this out to everyone, so consider this your warning.
Clean your Damn earholes.
There is nothing sexy about ear wax coming out of your ear hole.

Hello Montana confessions readers. Yes it is I. I made that Damn crush page. And no my name has not once been posted on there, so for all you haters talking shit, keep on talking.

I smoke on campus and I always stare at the hot chicks that walk in front of me...different chicks each day but I gotta say, a lot of the chicks here have an amazing ass, any that would like to try anal?

Alex singleton. I know you stalk me. I know I'm pretty awesome but u gotta take it easy!