Just saying... When you and I started fucking I had no idea I wasn't allowed to sleep around. I will admit fucking you, then him, then fucking you again in the same night might have been a low blow. But I am a nympho and you are a douche.

Whoever wrote 'Boo Griz :)' on the side of my car is awesome and I love you! Its the car with the Griz Suck shirt hanging out of the trunk and the Bobcat helmet in the back window.

Black athletic clothes with the bright pink shoes today, you are very pretty.

So, can you masticate your wenis?

I love driving my car barefoot.

I am now a senior and have slept with plenty of women. That's not my confession. After everything: the crazy sex, coke off asses, motorboats, and all the ones I cannot remember, I am ready to settle down. I am sick of meaningless slam pieces. I finally realized what matters and what doesn't. Time to find a good girl and settle down a bit!

I'm the guy that just ripped ass next to you. Oh, also I think you're cute.

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time!