To the Vermonter in the red car who waved as we drove past each other, way to be! 802!!!

I reeaally want to have a Gangnam Style flashmob infront of Montana Hall..

What's the benefits of the "Yoga Pants" ??

I hate my fucking boyfriend. Hes such a selfish bastard. I wish that I didnt love him more than i hate him because he just treats me like shit.

look at your ex's facebook as reassurment that you're hotter then the girls he's tagged in pics with
-they choose someone over you? Your going to compare every single trait you have to theirs
- relate every single love song/breakup song back to your own love life, even if they are somewhat irrelevant.
- Not want to be with him, but don’t want him to be with anyone else either. I just don't want you to "get over me", am I that easy to get over?
-Delete his number, but memorize it too so if he texts you, you wont have to send the "sorry I got a new phone lol who is this?" text.
-The number of times you've ended "flings" or confessed "love" under the influence? Countless.
-If he's in a facebook relationship before you, you think you lost the battle.
- Have a go-to tweet every time you get hurt by a guy...(mines usually from the song "Breathe, by Taylor Swift")

I watch you shower and you don't even know my name ;)

To the girl walking through campus today with short brown hair and the Rush Pike shirt... You have a great ass and you make me wanna rush pike.

I feel fat, am i?