I really want to get 'Sandwich" tattooed on my knuckles so then I can really hit guys that tell me to get them a sandwich. And then when they bitch, I can tell them they asked for it.

About two weeks ago I posted a confession that I had cleaned our bathroom using my boyfriends toothbrush because he had cheated on me. I have another confession. I didn't do this. I don't even have a boyfriend. I just wanted to see how many cheating assholes would throw their toothbrushes away...

Drew Crosby... You are so sexy. One of these days... ;)

It's bullshit when people say you could have any girl you want.. Biggest lie ever. Being fit only makes girls like your body, not you. They won't stay with you if that's what they like most. So honestly being less attractive might actually make it easier for you to find someone who likes you for who you are. Hello 2 gallons of ice cream..

So there is this girl that I like. I really want to ask her out but the last time I talked to her she was planning on studying abroad soon and thinking about staying abroad permanently. While I would love to ask her out, I'm afraid that she will say no and our friendship will be ruined. This is a problem that has been plaguing me for months. On one hand I don't think I can live with myself if I don't take the chance, but on the other hand I am petrified that our friendship will be ruined. I just don't know what to do and I feel like time is running out.

i was walking back from class today towards AGR and there were 2 AGR boys in front of me. one of them definitely crop dusted me. it was one of the most putrid smelling farts i've ever smelt #goodwork

EVERYONE skis or snowboards in bozeman. it is most certainly is NOT a defining feature of yourself. Become interesting.

i think this girl in my research methods class that is from 1:10 -2 pm is extremely attractive, and i was wondering if she reads these confessions.... if you do id love to take you to mckenzie river pizza and buy you a slice or even a whole pie. if your wondering if this is me you sit in the middle portion of the class and always look just as stunning as the day before:)