Friday, 05 April 2013 08:50 PM
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Anyone know the name of the blonde girl with the Eastern European girl who works at Olive Garden?
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:22 PM
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Friday, 05 April 2013 08:21 PM
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I sometimes smuggle oranges out.......in my cleavage.
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:20 PM
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Last week I was dancing around in my room naked singing to I'm Sexy and I Know It and forgot to lock my door, the (male) RA just opened my door to yell at me and saw me completely naked. You like what you seeeee!!!!
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:17 PM
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Sometimes I just want to pat President Crusado on the head and say, no candy for you!
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:17 PM
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I am a girl and I totally like wearing boxers....even in skirts.
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:16 PM
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I confess to almighty father and to you my brothers and sister that I have farted through my own faults.
Friday, 05 April 2013 08:15 PM
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I love mooning people out of the quad's 3rd story window at night, come check me out!