I don't know your name, and feel dumb for not asking. We rode the elevator together Friday night, about 10pm, North Hedges. You asked me how my night was and told me you were just going to pass out. Damn! Should have asked your name, I live in North though...maybe I'll see you again.

I love anal beads. I get it, but they're awesome! My boyfriend forced my fingers into his butt the last time we had sex, which I thought was weird. After great contemplation and many talks with both men and women on the subject, I bought anal beads. Best decision ever. We are constantly going at it and it doesn't even bother me that he likes the anal beads for himself. I love him and I think I've found the one.

What an awesome night. After several months I finally realized that my boyfriend cares more about himself than he'll ever care about me and even though I know that, I love him. I just haven't told him that yet.

I love it when people can't think of a come back so they just correct youre grammar........*your

My drunk friend said, "TL;DR" to a sentence....

How difficult is it to be accepted into MSU?

I walked into the SUB tonight and cried when I saw how beautiful everyone was and how amazing it looked... wish my date could've come with me. =(

I found out my gf was cheating on me, but before I broke up with her, I noticed her face wash was gettin low. So I added a little jizz to make it last a little longer. I see her sometimes on campus and her face is actually looking more clear. whoever said karma is a bitch is a FUCKING LIAR