The only good spooning I've had is with a dog...

To the girl that laughed at me and my friends when we walked in the bathroom at the rodeo last night..you look like an idiot wearing leggings and your "cowboy boots" that you probably got at target or something. Also walking up and down the stairs five million times isn't gonna get you the guys.

I have the strong urge to fuck girls I know I shouldn't.... Not that I feel like I'm better than they are or something.. I just know I'm pretty damn good looking and always work out and stay cut. But the idea just turns me on to fuck someone that's like a 5 on the 10 scale. I usually have the strong urge to do this until masturbation. Then I tell myself, "I'd regret the hell out of that." Right after I cum..... But still..... I think I might just do it. School is coming to an end and I hate regrets. And what's it gonna matter who I fuck when I go back home??
#WatchOut5's!!!!

Casey hatford you are nice and sweet and...married. Fuck

Bozeman women love me! Its like an all out titty attack.

If I hear one more freshman complain about how hard a test for a 100 level course is, I am going to lose my shit.

If you literally know the name of your crush on Facebook, just send him/her a message! Realistically the only reason why you know their name/last name is that you pay extra close attention during roll call, which is some shit girls don't notice. Put yourself out there! I'm going to do the same cause I've been stuck in the same place that you all seem to be in, and I'm ready to get out of it. Especially the 'friend-zone.' AmIRight?

I get way too attached. When I have a girl on my mind she just runs around and around building up such a damn storm. I do anything to see her but I know I shouldn't, damn it hurts so good. Makes me just want her more. People aren't this creepy... I wish I wasn't.