there was two really cute girls standing at one of the cocktail tables by the snack area by themselves last night at the ball, i feel like they were looking at me a lot, I wanted to go up and talk to you, but I didn't wanna upset my date... would like to know who you are

Sometimes I wish we were asexual organisms.

bravo to the countless unbelievably gorgeous looking young women that attended the blue and gold ball...I expected it to be really boring and miserable, however, I was pleasantly proven wrong...And to the girl in the white dress that I coulda sworn I had met before...I'm sorry haha i felt really rude and foolish ...but you looked great in that white dress:)

Rachel Wetzsteon is my great white buffalo <3

I woke up on a couch in a family's home across the street from the party I was at last night.

Shout outs to the drunk chick who flashed her tits to the party last night on south 5th, Stay classy.

Sex sex sex, I love sex

"there should be a new rodeo competition, Cowgirls VS. Buckle Bunnies wrestling, at least we would get some more use out of the buckle bunnies than just a cheap blow." The only problem is they are usually the same person, and when they aren't polishing the buckles they're usually out riding bareback.