I'm from another state but it is really weird to me that MSU girls have the ugliest shoe fashion. Those strap sandals are straight ugly. Deeply disgusted..

So I'm just an average, run of the mill 6'3" guy with a huge truck, I shred at everything, am simultaneously cowboy, hoodrat, and classy (in all the right proportions) and I'm insanely fit, ripped and tanned but I never work out or tan 'cuz my body's good like that. Also, great hair & a massive (read: MASSIVE) cock. I just want a simple girl to hold some hands with since Im a really nice guy and was wronged in the past or something and im not just looking for sex... but id obviously rock your loins given the opportunity. Also, I hate sororities, frats and (insert minority group here). That 'bout runs the gambit. Get at me confession starved ladies.

I don't get it, all these girls are like I just want a cowboy, but when I ride the electronic horse in the Walmart for an hour none of them come and hit on me.

My ideal woman:
Ass and Titties.
Ass and Titties.

I leave my socks on when I have sex.

I wana make you squirt girl.

I don't know why everyone is hating on people that drive the big trucks. The real small dick losers are the ones that drive the little rice grinder Hondas with the mufflers that sound like someone farting into a pop can.

~ The first success story of Montana State University Confessions! Met my now boyfriend through here, and I've never been happier! Love you, babe. Happy 1 week anniversary! xoxo ~