Monday, 08 April 2013 05:58 PM
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I steal socks. I am literally a sock thief.
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:57 PM
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Lol. There are 69 people online on my chat right now. I'm ok with being immature about that.
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:48 PM
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Kings of Leon instantly makes me get naked. Along with Modest Mouse. Same with Dave Matthews Band. And Alt-J. As well as Tequila.
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:46 PM
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In a perfect world, I'd be friends with everyone, but some people are just so damn annoying you'd rather watch them get hit by a bus, Regina George style, cause those bitches just absolutely deserve it. Karma always delivers I guess.
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:39 PM
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I find it funny that I fit like 90% of the descriptions of the "perfect" man and then I feel bad because I am super taken
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:35 PM
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Why does Aristotle remind me of hard BDSM sex?
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:34 PM
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My boyfriend won't let me play with his butthole, what's up with that?
Monday, 08 April 2013 05:32 PM
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I witnessed some person accidently land on and kill a chicken at a party this weekend........