Monday, 08 April 2013 09:51 PM
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Perfect guy:
-Cowboy
-Toned
-Drives a truck
-NOT AN ASSHOLE
-Works out
-Has a job AND goes to school
-Hit me up for a date this week Gentlemen!
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:51 PM
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If I have seen you post something like "sorry not sorry" or "sorry for partying". I have definitely deleted you from my facebook. You know why? Cuz you sound like a dumb bitch. That's why.
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:49 PM
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I hate it when people say "You're too cute to be single" No!... I am too cute to be cheated on, lied to, and played with.
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:49 PM
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Whats the best first baptist church around here?
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:48 PM
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To those guys obsessed with anal,
If you let me first put my dildo in your ass repeatedly, then we can talk about having anal. Until then, you will not understand how much it hurts.
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:47 PM
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Whoever decided on those chairs in Reid 401, didn't have any clue. There noisy as shit.
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:47 PM
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It's really hard for me to admit this.... I'm batman!
Monday, 08 April 2013 09:41 PM
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Just ate an oreo with chocolate frosting and sprinkles.. that has been my day today.