Why do men think its a good idea to randomly add women on facebook and proceed to tell them how beautiful they are? Yes, its nice to hear we are beautiful, but not from a creepy stalker we have never met. I just want to know, has this ever worked for you? I would try a new method, like actually talking to me and getting to know me first.

Sincerely,
Women everyone who are tired are being creeped on.

My ex boyfriend and I are toxic. We both turned psychotic when we broke up. We hurt each other as much as we possibly could. We went through everything from a miscarriage to me wanting to move to another state because of him. And yet it kills me what I've done to him. It breaks my heart and I would do anything in the entire world to go back to freshman year of college when I fell head over heels in love with him. Olive juice forever. I'm so sorry, I'll be praying for you. Please forgive me one day because I'll be trying so hard to forgive and forget you.

dont you just absolutely hate when a girl is in a picture with a bunch of other girls (especially at a beach in bikini's) and your like wow you have hot friends and you mouse over to click their profile and the biatch didnt tag fuggin nobody!!! what the hell is tagging for if you aint gonna tag no body!

So this one time I was at the strip and my friends girl works there and i was getting a lap dance and i stuck my thumb up her butt. sorry bro

Damn it... I still love you. WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN CUTE?!

Zoe you make one gorgeous red head!

That hot clarinetist, Is her name Kaitlyn? I saw you leaning on a pillar in Wilson Hall this afternoon. You look mysterious. Are you single? Thanks a lot for looking so gorgeous and filling my day with joy.

You know what I don't understand.. Why when someone gets mentioned in a confession and someone tags said mentioned person, 18 million other people also have to tag said person after he has already been tagged. Don't you think they saw the post after the first time they were tagged?