I'd totally have sex with me.

Dear guy at the bars, I would have taken you home if I wasn't with my judgemental friend. Next time though...but in the mean time keep up the good work! Dat Ass...

You know it's going to be a good day when you are the first one to take a shit after the janitor just cleaned the toilet!!! #nosloppyseconds

There's something I don't understand. If a guy has long hair, it's perfectly ok for a woman to not find him attractive because of it. But if a man were to say he didn't find a woman due to the fact that she had short hair, he would be called a shallow asshole. Double standards....

My daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to bed.

The Greeks are giving out coffee, hot chocolate, and snacks for free all day!!!!!
They seem like a great and upbeat group so go support them! I also saw that they brought dogs to campus to play with! MSU GREEKS, you made my day

I miss my partner in crime, we use to do some crazy shit and I was in love with her. I wish she would come back to Bozeman, but it's probably best we don't hang out because we're fucking wild when we're together.

I dressed up to go to the library just to see if someone would confess about me.