hey could you post this video http://goo.gl/GfqK7

If a gorilla asks you for your banana you give him your banana...unless you don't have one then you go find one or you just bail

I poop when I shit

I love having winter during spring. said noone ever!

the moment when you realize you have been walking around with a powder ring on your nose all night and no one has said a thing....

So tonight I'm getting wavy,
stumbling like I'm on a boat, that's gravy.
I'll be drinking like a sailor in the navy,
groggy gulping grog brain in a fog, baby.
Going to the barmuda triangle and maybe,
I can play some pool with a fucked up lady.

Someone referred to me as a "Truck Slut" today. I'm not sure i should be offended or proud.... :/

Hey Sigma Chi douchebags that sit in front of me in Econ 101. No one gives a shit how messed up you got last weekend. If all you're gonna do is be loud and fucking annoying, why even come to class? Some of us actually come to class to pay attention, so shut the hell up. Also you guys probably are the ones she is referencing when she talks about how stupid some of the people in the class are.