Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:56 PM
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To the girl who walks around Hannon with the huge furry tail keychain: That thing is repulsive and I want to set it on fire.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:51 PM
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it's tuesday night.... LETS GET DRUNK ON ROSKIE FIELD
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:39 PM
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To my loser ex boyfriend who hated weed: I was high the whole second half of our relationship and even being higher than a kite didn't mask how horrible you were. Thanks for all the home cooked meals though
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:38 PM
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When I masturbate instead of using tissue I just pinch the tip of my penis when I come and then walk really awkwardly to the bathroom.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:37 PM
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Almost witnessed a turf war on at the duck pond today. God damn pigeons need to learn their place. It's called a duck pond for a reason... little fuckers.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:35 PM
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Leave the gun, take the canolis
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:35 PM
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Let's get back to actual confessions.
I hooked up with my friend's boyfriend the entire first month they were together.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 12:31 PM
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Maryjane is my main bitch! We get it on in the parking lot all the time;)