Sometimes I just want to bang. Hard. For a long time.

Makeup sex is great sex

Personally, I feel that if your parents are paying for your college and you fuck it up and fail a majority of your classes and are too afraid to tell mommy and daddy that it was because you were negligent towards your school work, you kind of really deserve it

Did you just wave at me?

To the girl with brown hair and (maybe braces?) that works the cash register at SRO coffee on Monday mornings, you are always so friendly, you totally make my Mondays!! Thanks and keep smiling, the world needs more people like you!!!

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. :)

I actually get so sad on days like today when the Red Sox don't play. I don't even have cable and can't watch them. I guess it jut comforts me knowing that some lucky souls out there saved enough money for the cheap shitty seats at Fenway

Things that seriously piss me off or that I just don’t get:
People that get into groups at the gym and just sit and talk. That’s what the sub is for.
People that use their laptops while sitting at a computer that they are not using.
People that cross anywhere without even looking up (especially at night, we drivers can’t see you assholes and you’re going to get run over some day)
Song lyrics as confessions (its not any kind of confession)