I keep friend zoning guys because I have this lame idea that my ex and I are going to get back together.

my ass is sexy

I'm the other girl. Again.

Does anyone know who the blonde short haired girl at wells Fargo in smiths grocery store is?

So, I have this ting about peeing loudly, so I always try to be as quiet as possible.
I was at my guy friends house and I was trying to pee real quiet, but I was wasted so I peed on my jeans.
THEN
I decided that I would dump whiskey on my jeans to take away the pee smell, and then I would have an excuse to go home and change
But my friend just told me to rinse them off and throw them in the dryer, so I had to wear my piss pants downtown all night.
How is that for a confession MSUC
3 people know about this please don't tag me haha

To the person bitching about girlfriends and boyfriends at the gym- so what. When you work out together and wait what else are you supposed to do besides glance around? Sometimes girls don't know what to work on so they follow him to do what he does. At least she is trying and bettering herself. Probably after awhile she will do her own thing once she knows but until then stop staring at her and get busy with your own workout. There is nothing wrong with couples who work out together. Only rule should be they can't be making out all the time. That shit is awkward.

To the guys who call it Brozeman, sack up and actually talk to girls it's the only reason your not getting any tail, there are plenty of dime pieces in this town

sometimes ill just be cleaning the halls and ill see an unfinished equation on the chalk board and ill go in and spend the night solving it.