Those moments when someone likes your status, not knowing the status you wrote about the person being dumb was about them.

To the girl on the rodeo team that complains about all the engineering homework or money she has shut the hell up no one cares... btw you ain't a barbie, you a care bear

Those buns that roll with each step>>>>>>

I once puked on a guy while giving him head. I was too drunk to be trying to deep throat.

I wish I had smaller boobs.

cute twins in the library... hi :]

I met these two sisters a little while ago and I was really hoping to hook up with the older one but I ended up with the younger one. Proceeded to get black out and kept calling her the wrong name, even as we were banging it out. The dumb girl still tries to hang out every weekend. White women.

I have height standards in men. Is that bad? I mean, I dated a guy 2 inches shorter than me for a while and I felt so masculine! I'm about 5'7". Am I tall for a girl?