Music was playing in the North Hedges Bathroom while I was in the stall. Some guy came in, turned off the music then went in to the stall next to me. Thanks dude now we have to shit together in the silence.

I pulled the fire alarm 11 times in Roskie hall my freshman year of 08-09. See if you can beat my record.

I have climbed the roof of the dome, the SUB, Linfield, the one just south of Linfield, Romney Gym, and the ROTC building. I've also pissed off most those roofs

If you hear the term "Eastern up" it means one of two things or both. 1) You're from Eastern Montana. 2) You're headed straight for a drinking induced coma.

Thank you to everyone in the Photo developing room today who helped with my final project. You really made my day and lifted me up when I thought it was just gonna be a day of Hell.

I saw some adorable dogs and puppies that need a home today on campus. It completely made my day and I would do anything I could to take care of all of them! It makes me miss my dog at home. They made my day! Thank you for bringing them on campus. :)

To all the girls who don't like being eaten out. He's obviously not doing it right.

My boss is talking about how her son is going to prom, and that she's never met his date. She keeps asking me questions about my prom, like how I got asked, and my dress, and my date, and blahblah... I just didn't have the heart to tell her that I didn't get asked to prom which secretly kills me inside...