I LOVE sucking dick! & I know I'm amazing at it cause I've been told. & yes I'm a girl.

The other day I used a plastic spoon to stir my tea...licked it clean and put it back

Everyone hit up the powwow this weekend at the field house. It's actually really cool.

I don't know for sure what this girl's name is but she has long black hair and an ass that I could grab for days. I know her last name is Dwyer and she is in one of my classes and I see her at the gym in the morning but I want her first name so I can actually talk to her.

Gotta love my roommate. Goes to return her ex's clothes and comes back in his car cause she locked her keys in her car that was sitting in his driveway.

I'm so stoked for the Pow Wow this weekend...and I'm not even American Indian... I legitimately can't wait.

I've been told I have "booty". I'm also a dude. I kinda want to start wearing yoga pants around, just to mess with people.

Being mad about sluts, "slutes", and whores is like being mad at people for winning the lottery. Ok, so you didn't get the jackpot. Keep trying or go home, but don't bitch about it.