Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:35 PM
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Hey, you from that one place wearing the shirt - I like your pants.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:31 PM
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I have a compulsive disorder to modify any car I've ever had, no matter how shitty it is.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:29 PM
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Dear guy on the track team. I know your eyes are at boob height. But seriously. My eyes are up here.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:28 PM
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In the library, extremely horny with a very attractive fellow wearing a gray hat sitting in front of me... If only I could tell him what is going through my mind.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:25 PM
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I AM REALLY CURIOUS HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BONED IN THE GROUP ROOMS IN THE LIBRARY!!
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:22 PM
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I am thoroughly convinced that if every person worked out and had sex everyday, that there would be no angry people in this world. So.. let's do it!
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:21 PM
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I'm about to get drunk as hell while printing photos in the darkroom in the VCB
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 05:20 PM
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I was driving past the duck pond and a couple had been run over in the cross walk...if the ducks are smart enough to use the cross walk wait until they cross ASSHOLES!