You all -- ladies and gentleman -- are whiners. My life kicks some serious ass.

I don't procrastinate. I wait a little longer then I'm a little smarter.

My roommate needs to not let everything hurt her feelings. And anytime somebody says anything remotely sarcastic about her boyfriend she rushes to fight his battles and he says nothing. The reason she's lost so many friends is not because they're mad she's always with her boyfriend, but because she fights with them for him on every little thing. 1. she needs to calm down. 2. he needs to grow a sack and speak up if he has something to say.

Way back in the late 80"s in the middle of winter we are going to a house party. The apartment's were on the west side can't remember their name now. We go up the apt. apparently the wrong since no one was there. Door was unlocked so we walked in anyway.My buddy picked up this guitar and starts strumming on it and breaks it. Out of the bedroom walks this guy naked sporting wood. he was obviously pissed off. My other friend ended up beating him up. We took out there in the car. It was snowing like crazy. Did a "brodie" in the street knocking down a row of about 12 mailboxes.

Toilets are for pussies and poor people!! I am a conqueror!

I am bored with the relationship dont really want to end things though...good thing he is leaving for the summer so I can have good sex again!

Why would you drink a beer without alcohol? That’s like dating a woman without a vagina.

Jenna Lee Wagner. I was in your econ class last year and I am going to marry you.