When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.

Dear Abby,
I just wanted to say Go Bobcats! and also AMERICA.
Sincerely,
Biff the Bobcat

I don't trust people who don't get drunk.

I like how when someone writes an actual confession on here it gets virtually no likes, but when someone writes about how they want these girlfriends and boyfriends they get the shit liked out of them. I'd say Bozeman has a single problem and from these "confessions" ain't no body brave enough to ask anyone on a date in person. It's right in front of you, clearly people want to have a significant other all you have to do is go ask. That's all folks.

I'm slowly but surely starting to gain friends again. I feel freaking awesome! The two people I have met recently are so kind and understanding. I'm learning to branch out and that even though I'm weird, damnit people like me!

She Cranks My Tractor.

That moment when a girl is more of a tease than Bozeman's weather

You know your a country boy when your best rain jacket is your cammo hunting coat.