Need extra money. Already have a job. Don't have enough time to get a second job. Help a girl out?

What should I blow my tax return on? Lets here some financially irresponsible ideas. 800 bucks to work with

To those of you who like to pinpoint people on this site and say rude, mean things about others,just stop. You never know what someone is going through. You can chose to hate someone for something you overhear but don't go posting on a very public confessions page because chances are they might read it and then you have personally ruined their day. It's not fair to them, have some respect.

So I said to my bum 'let's get drunk! It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue' my greedy ol' bum said 'I want sum!' put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum

Someone finally pointed out who Philly girl was and my jaw dropped. I've always heard people talking about her, like how chill she is, how's she's a real person, she can shred better than most dudes, how beautiful she is and how she has the hottest ass on campus. I heard she's been totally single. How is that possible? Hope my girlfriend doesn't see this.

If you eat a bunch of orange food coloring, your poop will be orange...True story bro

My roomate is going to cry if no one comes to this event https://www.facebook.com/events/496551837059270/

Incoming transfer student from Colorado searching for advice.....what are the best things about Bozeman and MSU? should I buy a pass to Big Sky or Bridger Bowl?